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- Look him up and down and say "I can see why Belarus left you for Russia..."
- Accuse him of being gay.
- Ask him if he really did show Poland his dick.
- Confuse him for a girl.
- Call him a 'sissy'.
- Tell him that his clothes are so last year, then invite Poland in as his 'fashion advisor'.
- Replace his normal clothes with women's clothing.
- Pressure him into taking his clothes off in public.
- Prank call him while he's in the shower.
- Slap him hard on the back.
- Pull on his hair.
- Prevent him from getting any sleep. At all.
- Tell a lame joke and then laugh as if it's actually funny.
- Walk around his house clumsily, knocking everything over and leaving him behind to clean it all up.
- Accuse him of drinking too much alcohol, even if he clearly does not.
- Enrol him in Polish language classes.
- Inform him that the current situation calls for him to marry Poland again.
- Barge into his house and announce that Estonia has joined the Nordics.
- Tell him that wolves are pathetic creatures.
- Bring up his 'glory days' and his time with Russia.
- Remind him of the time he had to dance ballet for Russia.
- Run into his house screaming that 'the Russians have come...'
- Destroy his precious fields.
- Claim that the Battle of Grunwald was purely a Polish victory.
- Point at him in horror and scream: "Get away from me, you bloody pagan!"
- Treat him as if he is still Russian territory.
- Every time he tries to get close to Belarus, squeeze yourself in between.
- Challenge him to a game of chess. If he is about to win, either quit or begin flipping the chess pieces around in an immature fashion.
- Ask him if he plans on winning Eurovision any time soon.
- If he answers 'yes', say to him: "but I thought you won in 2006...oh wait..."
- Make fun of his Eurovision record in general.
- Claim that Estonia and Latvia are way cooler than him.
- If he asks, tell him that he just naturally sucks.
- Force him to listen to rap music from his country, then film his reaction.
- Squirt ketchup or mayonnaise all over him.
- Sneak into his garage and take his car apart.
- Run over his car with a tank, as punishment for parking in the 'wrong place'.
- Ask him how well his perfume is selling.
- Claim that basketball is a lame sport.
- Make fun of the idea of baby racing.
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100 Ways to Annoy the Nordics
100 Ways to Annoy the Nordics
Denmark
1. Ask why he's not as cool as Sweden.
2. Ask why he speaks with a potato in his mouth.
3. Ask him how the Kalmar Union is.
4. Ask him how many Lego pieces it costs to buy a tub of Häagen-Dazs.
5. Point out that the Swedish flag looks just like the Danish flag.
6. Point out that the Icelandic, Norwegian and Finnish flags do too.
7. Drink his beer.
8. Ask him why his country is so small.
9. Ask how many times Sweden has kicked his butt.
10. Tell him that Norway does not love him.
11. Tell him Norway loves Sweden.
12. While talking about politics, ask who the head of bar tending is in Denm
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100 Ways To Annoy Romano
100 Ways To Annoy Romano
1. Invite Germany over.
2. Give him a stink bomb and tell him it's a new grenade. That way, when he sticks the explosive end in his mouth, the stink bomb will explode on his face.
3. Pull his curl.
4. Call him cute.
5. Do step 4 and then poke his cheeks repetitively and proclaim he is blushing. Even if he isn't, his reaction will be to blush.
6. Tell him Germany made Italy pregnant.
7. Shove him into Spain and watch the fireworks.
8. Invite the Bad Touch Trio over for a party.
9. Steal all of his tomatoes.
10. Paint faces on all of his tomatoes and when h
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100 Ways to Annoy England
100 Ways to Annoy England
1. Insult his tea/cooking.
2. Speak French.
3. Say 'learned' instead of 'learnt'.
4. Tell him that unicorns are just colorful horses with ice cream cones on their head.
5. Touch his eyebrows.
6. Say his eyebrows look like fluffy caterpillars.
7. Call the British football soccer.
8. Randomly scream in his face.
9. Stare at him like he has three eyes until he screams at you.
10. Call him a punk.
11. Call him random nicknames like 'butt-munch'.
12. Insist that he watches 'uni-porn' or unicorns doing porn.
13. Ask if Tinkerbelle is his friend.
14. Ask what drugs he's on to see his fairy friends.
15. Insist
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I based this on canon material as well as information I found floating around on the web.
I don't really think he sucks, of course. He's an awesome character.
30) Search up Lithuania's Eurovision entry in 2006, if you haven't done so already.
34) Self explanatory, really...
35) He apparently likes to use ketchup and mayonnaise on his food, according to his profile. I'm not sure where Himaruya got that idea, though.
37) Reference to this incident: www.independent.co.uk/life-sty…
38) The Scent of Lithuania: www.lietuvoskvapas.lt/en/the-s…
I don't really think he sucks, of course. He's an awesome character.
30) Search up Lithuania's Eurovision entry in 2006, if you haven't done so already.
34) Self explanatory, really...
35) He apparently likes to use ketchup and mayonnaise on his food, according to his profile. I'm not sure where Himaruya got that idea, though.
37) Reference to this incident: www.independent.co.uk/life-sty…
38) The Scent of Lithuania: www.lietuvoskvapas.lt/en/the-s…
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This is so cute！