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- Confuse him with America (everyone knows this one).
- Everytime he walks past or says something, pretend not to notice him.
- Tell him that he doesn't stand out enough, compared to the other nations.
- Call him 'cute' to his face.
- Tell him that he's too boring.
- Obnoxiously imitate his accent.
- Speak with a really exaggerated Canadian accent when around him.
- Make fun of beavers.
- Steal all of his maple syrup.
- Speak poorly of poutine and how much you hate it.
- Ask him why his milk comes in bags.
- Beat him at hockey.
- Call him 'Canadia'.
- Call him a 'hoser'.
- Ask him if he lives in an igloo.
- Ask him why it's always cold at his place.
- Refer to him as the '51st American State'.
- Call him 'America's hat'.
- Call him 'America Junior'.
- Pronounce the letter 'Z' as 'zee' instead of 'zed'.
- Tell him that he's too slow and that he needs to speed up.
- Threaten to hurt Kumajiro.
- Scream and blame him for daring to produce the likes of Justin Bieber.
- Force him to listen to the song 'Canadian Idiot' over and over again.
- Assume that all of his celebrities are actually American.
- Bring up the 2011 Vancouver riots.
- Claim that curling isn't a real sport.
- Claim that hockey is 'for savages'.
- Prevent him from watching hockey matches on TV.
- Claim that Niagara Falls is solely an American landmark.
- Hide dead animals in his house.
- Announce proudly that Quebec is now a separate country.
- Insist that he is still British territory.
- When discussing the two World Wars with him, completely ignore the role that he played.
- Remind him of the time he got high and declared himself 'King of the Banana Boat.'
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10 Ways to Annoy Alfred F. Jones
10 Ways to Annoy Alfred F. Jones
10. Steal his hamburgers.
9. Ask him when he will get a new flag already.
8. Continuously remind him just how much money he owes China.
7. Mistake him for Canada.
6. Constantly remind him how much bigger Canada is than him..often..
5. Mention that Canada also kicked his ass in the war that went on between them.
4. When watching a movie with him, point out every British or Canadian actor.
3. Tell him that he wouldn't have gotten very far without England when he got his independence.
2. Ask him what side he was on during the Civil War.
And the number one way to annoy Alfred F. Jones?
1. When walking w
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10 Ways to Annoy Arthur Kirkland
10 Ways to Annoy Arthur Kirkland
10. Speak in a very phony british accent when around him.
9. Everytime he speaks to you, reply with "Jolly good, govena!!"
8. Call him a "nit."
7. Tell him that most of his kings were either French or Viking and that there is no true Anglo Saxon.
6. Claim to have made some "fish and chips" and tell him he can't have any.
5. Remind him constantly how Francis is a better cook than him.
4. When he says something surprising, reply with "Blimey!"
3. Use the term "bloody hell" around him.
2. Invite him to a tea party. When he asks where it is, say Narnia.
And the number one way to annoy Arthur Kirkland?
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It's been at least two weeks since Matthew left the hospital. Just like Alfred and I, Matthew and Gilbert are almost always spending the night with each other. I don't think they did anything..intimate yet, because I think Gilbert is saving that for when they get engaged. I think he said Thanksgiving dinner, which is tomorrow.
Ludwig and Arthur are almost always with each other now. Working towards that court date and also because their niece and nephews were dating each other. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they start dating but that's up to them. I'm also not sure if uncle Luddy swings that way.
Matthew, Gilbert, Alfred, and I were a
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This was mainly based on Canadian stereotypes that I found out about, so it may not reflect the actual Canada.
How To Annoy Lithuania: fav.me/d6csvu0
This was mainly based on Canadian stereotypes that I found out about, so it may not reflect the actual Canada.
How To Annoy Lithuania: fav.me/d6csvu0
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I live in B.C and never seen bagged milk, I just learned about it very recently